so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
the second last one
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
goes deep inside you for our longstanding amity
Busting that ass because we cool like that ,
let you hit it from the back cus we best friends.
This movie was better than I expected
She totally should have said that…. BUUURRRRNNN
what it means to be hispanic
SEE, MY PARENTS DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I LIKE TO WATCH THE SPANISH CHANNELS.
OUR ULTIMATE WEAPON!!!
in the hallway today there was a hispanic girl making white people jokes and these two white guys actually fucking said “that’s racist. what if we were saying stuff like that about mexican people?”
and she just gave them this dry look and said “i’m puerto rican.”
We like to let out our animal side every once in a while.
Please Reblog and don’t repost on other sites!
stop praising the boys in crop top selfies and stop calling it a movement because its not girls get so many negative comments and so many things bc crop tops and boys r just sitting here expecting 1k notes bc they are in crop tops… stop it… just stop
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